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    Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
    2:19 pm
    can i become your neofriend. and could u please send me something please so that i can make some money.

    ((The usual. Hooray.))

    Hi Whats up?

    ((I get STUPID amounts of these, too!))

    Hi Im candice wanna be friend ^_^ CHI

    ((Does this count as her fucking up my chi?))

    can i be your neofriend.

    ((Stupid, stupid numbers of these. If I wanted neofriends, I'd leave them open!))

    i am probaly one of your 50 neomails. i looked up ur user and i love what u did to it. it is so cool! i wish i knew how to do that. (but i am not going to ask you because you said not to) anyways, what u said about ur pet lookup, you can turn that into a poem and it would be so cool. well you dont have to but when i was reading it, it sounded like a poem. and the weird thing is im not realy a poem person. you dont have to reply if u dont want to but i just wunted to say hi and ur lookup is kool! bye!

    ((She's actually 5 of the 50 neomails because she sent this 5 TIMES.))

    can you tell me the htlm code for the dragon htlm code on your draiik sdesciption plz?



    thx

    ((What's htlm?))

    what did u do to my account. i will report u if u don't give my pass and my stuff back u cheat.

    ((Because that's what I do, having so much stuff and pets. I need to scam newbies and morons.))

    UR VERY KOOL UR NEOPETS R 2 THEY R ALL AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

    ((Why do people who send me mail like this feel the need to send it three or four times?))

    Hi you don't kknow me but I just saw you on the thingin bobaber, well any way, I was wondering how you got your neopet?

    ((WTF?))

    Joing My guild would ya!

    ((I save my joinging for my close close friends. ;) ))

    hi. I just wanted to say i envy you. Your power your pets..I reallywantto get better at neopets. I am no new , this is just a newaccount. Ihad another account but i logged off one day and i haveforgot mypassw.or+d. Do you have any tips so i may get any better atthis?

    ((Learn to type would be one.))

    I like to play basketball a lot. No one can beat me, currently I am getting training from nba players.

    ((Snrk.))

    wow you are excellent at neopets. I am fascinated with dragons (I hope to be a Draconist when I'm older) and am going to strive to get a mutant draik! I've never seen one before I saw yours and I didn't know they looked exactly like a dragon straight form the ancient myths! Just wanted to tell you that I think your pets are awesome.

    Thanks,

    Emma

    ((What's a draconist?))

    hi i was wandering if you could be my friends all my frienda dont play any more so i was wondering if you could be my friend.

    sincerly,

    cupcakeboobie

    ((Because that's such a great username.))

    can i have a paintbrush plz need one for my pets PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

    ((death...))

    my name is Skye. I like how you think. I just wanna ask some ?s.

    1. How old r u?

    2. who is ur fave band?

    3. what kind of girl do you like?

    4. r u single?

    ((1. die 2. die 3. die 4. die))

    do u know were i can get a cheap scorchio trans frogamation potion

    ((Kids these days don't read enough Calvin and Hobbes! ))

    Those who surpass all minds or the human body itself, shall meet their liflyhood challenge. People that put no offort, nor soul into their goals, will fall deep into their hollowed shadows of fear. I have decided, i would love to adopt Dragon, and acheive my goal. To have The Dragon. I shall keep in contact with you. Make your desires and fulfill your dreams for him on my account. I can take good dear of him, i swear on the mind soul and body of nature itself. I might not be able to provide him with money, toys, games music festivals & surely cant splash money around him like i filled a swimming pool with diamonds. But i can provide something that is pricelss, love, trust and faith. The three things only the desired owners can posses. I belive i can do, and supply dragon with that. IF you wish to contact me i have AIM: exhileratedx. MSNudeirock3@hotmail.com YIM:exhilerated_fireball, thankyou.

    ((.. .. ..))

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    can you be my neofriend please all my other friends has quit im lonly nobody to talk to can you please be my friend?

    from,

    cupcakeboobie

    ((More cupcakeboobie!))

    Nice pets. Naw, thats not all Im gonna say. xD I was wondering: was your Maraquan Jetsam named after the Achilles tendon, or just... not? Also, I really like your pets. *ish chained to Unfaltering* How did you come up with your uni's name, anyway?

    Okay, thats it. Just wondering. Please answer me. Thanks!

    ((I HATE the "ish" phenomenon that has grasped players. BABY TALK IS NOT COOL!))

    that is not true because online games are constantly being changed, glitches are being fixed. Np is getting harder to earn, and we don't all start at the same place.

    Your pets name is Achilles and I am always playing cs (counter strike) against a guy with that same name. Can ya tell me where that name comes from?

    ((So I'm supposed to take an argument seriously from someone who's never heard of Achilles despite their being a hollywood blockbuster about him not too long ago? I thought that kids at least got an education that way!))
    Monday, January 31st, 2005
    3:51 am
    what??!?!!?!?!?!?!?how did u get a draik?????? my daughter,peacefulpunkys_baby1,she has always tried to get one.

    ((Boggle. If a parent actually did type and think like this, I think I'd be ready to cry. Why do people think that they can somehow get an answer I say I won't give, by providing reasons like their daughter wants to know, their cat is dying and knowing how to get a draik is the only way to save it...))

    olaa comoo pintastee o transfoormastee aa tuu neopett enn maracuatico eel grarrl comoo loo hicistee y dondee quee yoo ee intentaado todoo peroo noo mee resultaa sii mee puedees decirr mandamee uun neocoreoo mii eitor mandamee el neocorreoo porfavorr

    ((... huh? This isn't the first neomail in a different language, either. I've tried running it through babelfish and can't make heads nor tails of it. Why do people think that, if I live in Canada, everything in my profile is in english, I'll speak anything other than english? Although the odd neomail in french I can at least understand and respond to...))

    Hey noone is going to buy from your shop

    ((Because everything is priced unbuyable. ;) There's a no-brainer for ya. ;) Or do they mean someone named Noone is going to sit in my shop waiting for something buyable?))

    so, nice pets..lol well anywaus ur account is cool! how do u find the time to make your pets that strong?... sorry if this question upsets you. but please wright back to me i would really like that! oh and this accout is my new account so im no noob. ill tell u why i made a new account later

    ((This is such a typical neomail. "I'm going to ask you lots of questions you say not to ask in your profile, but I'm NOT a n00b!! OMG! Now find out things about me! OMG I was hacked that's why I have a new account I'm really older than you are!". My typical response? "Why would I CARE?".))

    how the *bleep* do you mutat stuff!?!

    ((Because, censoring swearing at me convinces me to ignore your spelling errors and lack of vocabulary and will immediately ellicit an answer from me. WTF are these people thinking?))

    hey do you have a guild.

    ((Does it SAY I have a guild? Am I somehow magically hiding my guild? In fact, because it says I have no guild, either I MUST be waiting for their AMAZING guild of 5 people and get a free toy if you join!!!!11!1 or have a SUPER DUPER ULTRA SECRET guild that's SO secret and cool it's INVISIBLE!))

    "letter of importence"
    sucks

    ((2 minutes later, the same guy sends a second neomail.))

    "letter of importence"
    g day mate im matt and im an aussie well im sorry i sent you that one letter neomail it was an accident i two was a "grade A" neopian like your self your account is off like milk in the sun!!(thats good) i dont supose that you would know about the wizards of boof( a very exclusive guild) well i founded that guild. it must be a pain to keep getting emails from people often refered to a noobs asking for money pets ect.. if you have msn i could add you and we could discuss the matters at hand.

    ((It's a bigger pain getting neomails from these people who annoy the hell out of me and seem to think they're better than the people doing the EXACT SAME THING to annoy the hell out of me! ... and what matters at hand? Boggle!))

    Nice job on your user look up. It tells allot about you as a person.

    Also you petpet goes perfect with your draik. Hope you are having nice weather over in Canada. Ours has been Rainy in Arizona, but guess i shouldnt complain sure beats the heat we get here. anyway really appreciated the info on your user look up. keep up the great work.

    A Mom

    ((This isn't a real neomoron, it just cracked me up because this person writes EXACTLY like my mom does... so I'm inclined to believe them. The whole thing just cracked me up. We kept a little more correspondence, but it was... well... like getting emails from my mom. ;) ))

    I ish random.xD

    ((Have I ever mentioned how much I absolutely HATE the "ish" craze that swept neo about two years ago and refuses to go away? Because baby talk is SO cool.))

    No I didnt get my name from that cartoon...(I know you were thinking it...)Soooo wise, are you? Well I'll deal with that later...For now I'll just complement you on your pets...(as much as I hate too...) You're right about everyone starting in the same place... Did you ever consider some people are just plain stupid...Because most are, no, I'm not a negative person at all... Actually I also want to complement you on working with the disabled...Are you deaf too (not being mean, I'm really not... i like to help people... but you sound so negative yourself...) For the wise thing, one who is truley wise, will share his knowledge of the world (be it in reality or virtually), with those less fortunate... Bit cocky aren't you...

    ((This is one of the best neomorons mails I've ever gotten. It's arrogant, insulting, bratty, obviously coming from a 13-year-old or so, and yet they're still begging for some sort of tidbit in the form of tips or help from me. Why the hell would I EVER give the time of day to someone who was this much of a dick in a neomail to me? ;)

    My response was: "Congratulations, you must be one of those plain stupid people. Did you ever stop to think that insulting someone constantly before asking them for help will get you nothing but a resounding "Sod off"? You blew your one chance, plain stupid!"))
    Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
    3:38 am
    Neomorons on Ebay
     This account is...

    56 months old

    It has 2 pets

    26 different items- Mystery Of The Kougra Paw, Neggitus Injection, Chocolates, Red Nail Varnish, Blue Ixi Plushie (just to name a few)

    Shop is size 3 (can hold 15 items)

    There is 300,000 neopoints exactly in it.

    I am just trying to get money to buy a house.

    When you win this and have paid for it, I will email you the user name and password. (if you don't like the name, you can get a different account and transfer items) No s&h charges or anything like that.

    Q: isn't it criminal to sell?? This is legal. I am selling what I said I was- a neopets account!



    ((Lyk OMG! Does that mean it's legal to sell my sister into slavery because I'm selling what I say I am -- a sister as a slave? How about crack? Can I legally sell crack on ebay because I declare what it is? I M SO SMRT I BEET TEH SYSTEM!!!!!!!1!1))
    Friday, January 21st, 2005
    12:45 am
    Been a while... not due to lack of idiotic mail...
     Hi.....Um srry to bother u. But i was woundering how u got all those PBS. AND CAN I BE UR NEOFRIEND. plz.

    and I dont mean to be rude but do u have a girlfriend?

    ((*SNNNNRK*))

    how did u get so lucky to find all of those neopoints to own a mutant draik and darigan stuff. im not begging for money or anything i just want to know ur secret if u are willing to tell me. thank you for your time. in reading this. i hope to hear from you soon.

    ((2 minutes later, from the same person))

    sorry if i came of a little pushy i just really like draiks especially mutant ones i was jsut admiring. anyways. i guess you wont be responding then. bye.

    ((Not that I will be, but I don't LIVE on the computer... geez. It's not like I'm there 24/7 to answer neomails!))

    WANT PET

    HELLO

    CAN I HAVE YOU DRAGON AND YOU WILL GET MONEY FROM ME PLEASEEEEEEE

    ((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))

    you say everyone has a fair chance @ online games. this is not true. lots of people are better at them, or know more cheats. just because some people suceed doesn't mean that everybody has the same chance. some people try and try, and they dont even get to the very bottom of the high score table.

    ((Some people suck and take profiles incredibly personally even when I've never met the person. Amazing, how everyone has an excuse as to why it's okay for them to beg, eh?))

    h ii am randy neo mail me back tring to find a neo friend everyone is not mailing me back

    ((I wonder why not.))

    Hello, this is elichin2, I just wanted to say, you might not know me, but I'm your biggest fan! I look at how your account is doing every other day! I just want to know if I could be neo friends with you? please respond, elichin2.

    ((... stalker?))

    Boy, you should have had alot of money, because your jetsam is maraquain and the maraquain paintbrush cost about 1,000,000 and up to 10 000 k whao man

    ((10,000k is 100 million. ;) ))
    Tuesday, December 28th, 2004
    4:40 pm
    Slight tangent. Kids these days.
     ((Kids talking about killing themselves on the boards. Normal stuff on Neo. But what they were talking about really... caught my attention. All these kids between the ages of 8 and 14 who have "chronic depression" and are "bipolar" and all these other things ("I attack people?!"). All of this makes me wonder. How much of it is real? How much of it is an easy excuse their parents gave them to excuse whatever they do or feel, and to throw pills at them, and wipe their hands of having to parent a child with a "disorder"?))

    "Now put yourself in MY place. My parents hate me, my sister does her best to make sure every day of my life is a miserable hell, I suffer from chronic headaches every hour of the day, and I've been depressed for the past 5 years and nothing's ever been done about it. My heart's been broken in two, stepped on, and laughed at. You think YOU have reason to die!?"

    "I have reason. Mom's in jail. Grandpa and dad beat me. Have two personalities. Brother hates me. o_o; Um. Yeeeup. Wooo, yay for pretty scars on the wrist."

    "Guys, I also have an anxiety disorder, OCD, and I also need to get a tetunus shot in a week........"

    "You're life is a freaking heaven compared to mine. I suffer from both manic depression and semi-bipolarity. My father left us, we live wit our grandparents, and I frequently attack people."

    "Aww, poor everyone else. I have pyromania but that's pretty much it. Well, dad actually IS in jail..o_O..But ya know he gets out and beats me"

    "Try having to go to a friggin' mental hospital for 2 weeks after you tried to cut your throat open. At least 5 shots every day and pills. >>; I hated that place."

    "Well, I have violent mood shifts do to semi-bipolarity. So I'll be laughing with my friends one minute then... choking them the next. e.e;"

    "I was adopted when I was 6 because my birthmother drank and killed my dad.Every second of every day I have to think about what my life would of been like if I wernt adopted."

    "If u think u have issues try being me, I have no father, my uncle threatened to kill me and my mum, my step dads been arrested for beating my mum, 3 cats have recently died, im hated a t school, my mum drinks etc....youget the idea..."



    ((Etc etc etc. In a lot of the other posts, too... it's like having a disorder is trendy, now. I know kids love attention-getting devices, and love sympathy, but... how much is this being played and pandered to? That these kids BRAG about these things?))
    Thursday, December 23rd, 2004
    4:08 am
    The chat boards. Sigh.
     my pet had heart attack give me nps to help it

    HI IM A GOTH IF U WANNA NO! i like chatting to any one and LOVE GOOD CHARLOTTE BLINK 182 AND GREEN DAY

    Atop a hill lay a presence unknown to many faces and books of knowledge. This certain being was different from everything else, a jewel among mountains of coal. There she lay surrounded by thorn-covered spines which the human race called 'rose'. Why, what beyond her. Rose meant beauty and comfort. These plants symbolized pain.Yet perhaps there was beauty among them, yet not in the form of foliage.

    Creamy white mitts hit the ground, kicking up dirt as he went along. His chest and tassel tip matched his paws, but the most abundant color on this particular mascu was pure white. Emerald optics scanned the clearing as his banner sway steadily. Precise auds were perked up to catch the slightest movement or sound. The ivory lupe padded onward, studying his surroundings...

    I'm only 12.I'm wondering what this thing is.I'm afraid of dying.I think it's warning me.I've been in 2 car accidents,People are constantly trying to break into my house,I've had seizures,I've had visions(only of this thing though),and I've been to the hospital countless times.I'm scared.I don't think this thing will kill me,but I'm naturally instilled with fear of death.what do you mean cats?I'm telling the truth.I don't use neopets as a way of getting attention.I was actually wondering what the users think.because they mighht be able to help.And bleep,do not be afraid.It hasn't done anything to harm you.Tell it that it can take whatever it wants,and don't let it know you're afraid.If it does something to harm you,TELL SOMEBODY.Tell someone you know or love.....

    a fea appears in the distance. her fur is black with her tail paws and ears dipped in pink flames. she has a gash on her right thigh and left foreleg. she is hardly standing. she has a feather held up by a hide rope. Her name analu. A brute was walking behind her. It was her older brother.

    -Light sigh escaped his vocals as maw turned towards the unusually clouded female. Light smile crossed his maw as he lowered his cranium in greetings-

    Author
    princess_popular

    Hi everyone,
    I hope anyone who comes in here can become my neofriend and donate please! I have hardly any money and my pets are gorgeous and would love for u to donate.
    Please donate by asking me to become your neofriend and give a chance to new neopet owners. And if anyone has paintbrushes that they don't want can you give them to me please! Your help is just SUPER!
    thanks chat on here,
    jen


    Breathing, slowly. In. Out. In. Out. Now able to keep her occuli open for more than a few seconds, the fatal examined her surroundings. Wonderland, simply beautiful. Snow everywhere even in the air cascanding in downward spirals.
    Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
    9:58 pm
    wow how did u get a draik and all of those other limeted neopets wow and how did u get all of that money 2 do that neomail me bac k my s/n for neopets is Nchantedvalley

    ((Except, it's not the account they neomailed me from. Which, I suppose, happens, although why they'd neomail me from some non-main account I can't fathom. However, the mystery was shortly solved...))

    sry my s/n 4 neopets is zipo262 k

    ((Which is indeed what they neomailed me with. I always shake my head at people who neomail me and specify what their username is, when it's all over the damned message, AND I can just hit the pretty reply button. Have they never used any kind of electronic mail before?))

    hi i was wondering how you got a draik. Draiks are my favorite neopet
    and they are ssssooooooooo cool.So could you please neomail me and tell
    me how that would be great. And i'll know if you just delete it because
    you are on frecuently. Would you be my neofriend too

    ((Once again, threats about not responding... do these people not know the saying about flies, vinegar, honey, and pissing off Carved by asking him the questions he says not to in his user lookup?))

    you know, a darigan draik would look better than a mutant draik. how many people really have one? And how did you get enough money to afford all those paintbrushespotions? yeah, i know you tell people not to ask these kind of questions to you, sorry.

    ((Everyone feels I need to know their opinion of what MY pets should be. This one acknowledges that they did, indeed read my "DO NOT ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS" list, yet does so anyhow. What, they think they're special?))

    so ur 23 and u play neopets? wow...

    guess u like it

    by the looks of ur trophies and ur pets u have a lot of np and so u must play a lot.....and youre 23? well whatever works for u i guess...dont worry im not begging for np. i just wanted to say hi i just started playing this like 2 days ago. do u have a gf? do u think 14 is to young?

    ((... oh gods. Just... gods.))

    Man!! You have so many awards and such cool neopets!!! Your mutant draik and your daragan eyrie are the best!! You are so lucky!!! Can you be my neofriend?! *Not begging*

    ((While I appreciate mail like this and often say thank you to them -- if not much else, as there's not a whole lot to say usually -- there is one part that bothers me. I'm not "lucky" to have all those trophies and painted pets. I worked my ass off for several years when I was really playing the game. Hell, I stayed up 48 hours solid to get that NPv.2 trophy! I wouldn't do it again, but at the time, I considered it time well spent and everything well earned. Dragon was luck, yes, but most people don't know that a friend of mine got him from the pound and I traded a robot draik for him.))

    Name : anyomnos anyomnos

    ((Forget their message, I've just never seen the word "Anonymous" needing to be put to sleep so badly. ;) ))

    Did yours evolve? How did they get to such high levels and I love them! if you ever want to get rid of one can you let me know.

    ((I wouldn't usually mock this, save the account and pets are over two years old. I was a newbie, I asked newbie questions and did newbie things... but not two years into the game.))

    Subject: I Love Neomail
    Folder: Inbox
    Message:


    [Report Message] Just gettin an avtar

    ((Why do people feel the need to spam me with these, which don't even work anymore, when I state that I get over 50 neomails a day? I get four or five of these a week at least.))

    Hey do u know what happened to everybodys neopets?????????????? there now VEGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ((Another confused person on Borovan Day. Why are they asking ME, though?!))

    hOW DO HAVE ADRAGON?

    ((... syntax error. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?))

    Hello. [email me back ive got other things to say...can't say it now.]

    ((Then, after 50 carriage returns, which show up and scroll the screen down..))

    The little fool fell for it...lmao

    ((Boggle. They sent me this five times.))

    Um hey the names Rachael I was just wondering how cant you get a Draik ??? and also nice neo house

    ((You can't get a draik by asking me.))

    i wish to follow your ways oh master

    ((That's just creepy. I'm tempted to give this willing minion a task. And a nametag. Minion #3.))

    Subject: I love Neomail
    Folder: Inbox
    Message:


    [Report Message] just to get the avie

    ((SEE?!))

    BE it true what thou spokest bout thy eyrie,

    Contact me to know your answer clearly

    ((THE RPERS ARE INVADING MY MAILBOX WITH THEIR BAD SPEAKING!))

    Can I take a picture of 1 (or more) of your pets?

    dragon" is...

    1)ranked #1 so far in the category strongest mutant draik", and

    2)Strongest of Neopia (so far).

    You wont refuse(any damage is not counted.).

    ((I... don't... understand.))

    plez accept my request to be your neofriend as i got an a for my art project because your neopets give me insiration

    ((Is that something you say thank you, you're welcome, congrats, or My Cat's Name Is Fluffy to?))

    HOW DO YOU GET THOSE PAINT BRUSHES YOU ARE NOW MY ROMOTLE

    ((But I don't want to be a romotle...?))
    Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
    9:28 pm
    Updating from work!

    hi i am just saying nice pets they r cool."cool"!

    ((They wanted to say "cool" so much they sent me the same mail 10 times.))

    howed you get that?

    ((This rocket surgeon, who doesn't specify what I've got, is named ihaveaskinnybutt. They deserve mockery just for that.))

    i know someone who would love ur pets

    ((I happen to like them as my own, and said as much. They responded.))

    middle456 would LOVE ur pets. of course you would like them! i only
    adopted a rianbow grundo.... and painted a blue bruce green. i wanna
    christmas bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ((I think what they really want is a reverse-lobotomy.))

    I just need a... will you

    ((No. I need all my punctuation.))

    hello,i was wondering if you would donate a paintbrush to my group (not guild) we are called the the happy helpers,we donate paintbrushes for adopted pets from the pound and we put them back in the pound for a greater chance for adoption.thank you

    ((And why are all these people named dragonmaster466236 or dragonslayer563427435341?))

    your right it is just a game, but people still like to ask questions and maybe do a little begging

    ((... oh, gee, if you put it that way, begging for online items and points is totally okay!))

    I searched up dragon, and found you're neopet. It had said I got the mutant graik 'Back Off!' avatar. But I didn't. I will not report you, unless I find it on there again. The Fake random events are rude. I will report you if It there is 3 days I assure you.

    ((This person is a Grade A moron, as their avatar in the Neomail is the very avatar they claim they didn't get. I told them as much.))

    You're USING the avatar. Check the page, it's not there -- that's how you got it. Don't threaten me when you don't know what you're talking about.

    Well, maybe I just didn't know. You sure have some problems. I mean seriously. what if that happened to you and I said not to threaten me? Hmm? What would you do Then. So what if I'm a noob. IT DOESN'T MATTER!!

    ((If it happened to me, I'd try using a few grams of brain matter. I also told them as much and happily blocked them. Idiot.))

    hi! this is lostgirl178 from IM is this crazy joka wild?? well nm me back pleazz i am interested in somethings

    hello r u there

    hello??????

    hello?!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ((Please note, this is all in the same neomail. They couldn't understand why their outgoing mail wasn't responding to them.))

    ure from australia right? thats where canada is right? im from the country of ohio. nice 2 meet u.

    ((No Child Left Behind at work!))
    Sunday, December 12th, 2004
    1:11 am
    Dude. You gotta tell me how todo that fade thingy. And the background and... well prettty muche every thing.(dont worry im not a byter)

    ((The background insanity continues. WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT BLACK?!))

    howed you get that?

    ((Howe did I get WHAT?!))

    I heard from your pet "Dragon"s description that you fought for Dragen in the Battle for Merdell. I just wanted to say how much I admire you.

    ((Damn, foiled! Darigan's evil was Dragon all along!))

    Hi,

    Cool Draik!

    May I ask how you got a draik in the first place?

    Want to be Neofriends?

    please neomail me with your answers.

    Thanks,

    Kerados

    ((Original linebreaks have not been edited.))

    if you give me 50000 np ill tell you where the hidden tower is

    ((Because obviously someone so successful at the game as I am is a total moron who gives all their money away.))

    do you no how to hatch a draik egg?

    ((Know I don't.))

    ( Cut for asshat window-scrolling idiocy. )
    Friday, December 10th, 2004
    11:48 pm
    can i just wonder, how do you get your background picture of your user how it is(whats the code)? if you dont mind me asking of course.

    ((FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, IT IS BLACK! BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK! THIS IS NOT ROCKET SURGERY!))

    why do you have guild invites blocked because would you like to be in my guild and i will give you the second highest position in the guild council and we can help each other out maybe so neomail me if you accept the offer or just go to the search and type in kixxx67 and when you see my homepage click on my guild name the name of my guil is c c c comppasion control caring

    ((I love it when people answer their own questions. Why are guild invites blocked and it says you don't want a guild and would you like to be in mine?))

    hey im not a begger or anything no worrys but can u give me the html code for ur user layout?

    ((What is it, userlookup week?))

    Hi im bradlez. I am currently doing my userlookup and I saw yours and that is sort of how i want mine to be. I just wanted to know how if I could use your lookup codes and change some to what I want. I tried to do it myself by using sort of the same colours but I couldnt get the name, last spotted etc. to change colour and because the backround is going to be black you wont be able to see it. Please reply as soon as you can.

    ((Apparently it is, and I'm the grand freaking poobah. KDA, shall I send these yahoos on to your l33t ski77z? ;) ))

    rae u theree i need your help

    ((You need more help than I can give.))

    i need a favour. my friend has a eyrie atk titanic def very heavy and speed lightning. anyway and my pet have atk very strong def very heavy and speed speedy. im not jelous but he brags too much about his pet and i wanna get back at him. so can you help me make my pet dragon just stronger then his eyrie? please neomail me back ok thanks

    your fan dragonslayer894

    p.s i collect dinosaur stuff if you see any tell me please

    ((At least he spelled favour right...))

    my friend _hydrolix_ tol me that i should be neofriends with you so c ya

    ((This supposed friend is on my blocked list. It's sad when your block list is twice as long as your friends list.))

    dude you have the coolest neopets ever can i plz borrow your darigan,
    or mutant paintbrush i swear i will give it back and i love dragons
    and...sorry i was babling but if you are able to loan them to me i
    would very much epreciat it thnx.


    ((Honestly, I remember when I used to think that paintbrushes were multi-use items as well. ;) So I wasn't too hard on this guy.))

    Hey nice pets. I got some nice pets to. You want to be neofriends? I have a brother thats in college, and a sister who graduated. So just mail me back with an answer. Bye

    ((CAT! NAME! FLUFFY!))
    Thursday, December 9th, 2004
    3:41 am
    Please can my uni called Bellafin40 mate with you......

    ((The stupid do not deserve to get their names censored. And I want to see if this nutjob gets frozen. Guh.))

    my name is ian in reality. can u pls tell me how 2 get a draik n a mutant paint brush pls. if u would like 2 reply me in this account. it would be most apprieciated if u tell me. thx.

    Hi my name is ian in reality.i am terribly sorry to send this neomail to you but can you please tell me how to get a mutant paint brush.Please if you forgot how did you get the mutant paint brush then can you please tell someone to sell it to me?if you want to talk to me, my account is {dragon_slayer370547}thank you.

    ((I'm getting sick of hearing from ian in reality. I don't REALLY think he lives there, though...))

    please i beg u u probaly have tons of money cant u give me 100000 ill give u a jetsam or something if so neomail me back heres how we would do the neopoints i put 2 thing in my shop for 50000 each then here is how we do the jetsams i find out when it is 5:00 were u live then i will tell u the name and u go to adopt a pet search engine and i get rid of it at your 5:00 time then u push search please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ((OMG OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

    Any donation given out of kindness will get a fire paint brush this donation can go from 1 to 100000 you cant lose i have only a few so hurry up if you do not recieve a brush you will recieve double np. than you donated

    neo kindness LLC

    ((I donated them a reporting or three.))

    I am sure you get many neomails asking for the backround but I am just asking for the website (unless you made it). If this is one of the messages you said you won't reply to then don't reply but i would like to know you have read it.

    ((... I thought my background was just plain black?))

    hi, im not writing to ask for anything from you, i was wondering where u got your user lookup from, i9 want a plane dark one like yours, could u tell me where u got it (web site) or could u give me the code

    thanks mate p.s. you have a wicked account with 3 WICKED pets but i hate the uni iv never liked them,annnnnd could u tell me how u earn money i have my own way but i think urs might be better lol thanks by

    ((No, SERIOUSLY. It's PLAIN BLACK. ... and I'm glad he hates my uni, because I need to know these things. I don't have my pets for, y'know, myself.))
    Sunday, December 5th, 2004
    1:58 am
    hi,,,,

    just i want to tell you that your neopets are greatly cool and that i am one of your bigest fan....!!!

    see my yurble (Zewty) and my Jetsam (Lanslot) !!!!!

    ((I've never had a bigest fan before.))

    NICE PETS YOU MUST BE A GOOD..

    ((A good what?! I'm dying now!))

    how did you get your grarrl into a maraquan?

    ((I cut him into pieces then fed him to the maraquan, of course.))

    Please join my guild! It is for people who like dragons! Do you like Dragons?

    ((No, I have Dragon just to spite all the dragon-lovers out there. Watch me turn him into a Yurble.))

    Don't you get sick of people when they constantly mail you and you try to give them a hint and they wont leave? how does it feel to be extremely rich?

    ((This guy has neomailed me 5 times in the last week. I'm not sure if he's being ironic or is just attempting to shove his head up my ass.))
    Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
    12:15 am
    All of your neopets are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!your welcome!youcan reward me by maybr giving me the paintbrushes!!!!or lettin me be your neofriend

    ((Please note, this person did not do anything, give me anything, nor offer any suggestions on how to un-sick my pets. They just told me they were sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.))

    That was today's real gem, the rest were the usual "How do u get a draik" and "b my frend" neomails.
    Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
    1:37 am
    Did your pets get sick by fighting the snow beasts? That happened to my Draik and Cybunny.

    ((No, all my pets magically got sick with the same disease as everyone else battling, by standing around doing nothing. It is mere coincidence your pets got it as well. My cat's name is fluffy.))

    hey your pet are sick if you had not noticed from:adam

    ((No, just you and everyone else is neomailing me about it.))

    hey I'm only ten It looks like you are a pretty cool guy looks like you have a job I never want to grow up I'm a bit scared well that's about it and by the way my name is adam

    ((Same guy as above.))

    Listen, not to alarm you or anything, but Im really into dragons, and I think your neopet Dragon is really awesome. But lately I've noticed that he has come down with a disease. Immediatly when I dicovered this, I went straight to the pharmecy and looked for some kind of cure that I could send you, but I checked everywhere and it was either to high of a price or they didn't have it. One thing I do have is Healing Potion 5 or 4 or something. I'm just sayin, if you think you want it, or you think it will work or whatever you're definatly welcome to it. Just write me back with an answer, and it can be yours.



    Just tryin to help,

    ((It's nice that people care. I just wish they knew something about the game.))

    hi how did you get a draik if there is a item　｢ｏ　ｇｅ｢　ａ　ｄｦ#39;ａｉｋ　ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｈｅｌｐ　ｍｅ　ｇｅ｢　｢ｈｅ　ｉ｢ｅｍ？？？？

    ((Is this some kind of virus that moms send?!))

    hey u have some PHat Neopets and u have a lot of sweeet trophes that sick mate well il go away like u say u dont like meetin new neofreinds soo il go away and not bug u like every1 thats talks to u k



    well nice to meet u

    ((Kill me. Pretty Hot and Tempting Neopets? Neophilia?))
    Monday, November 29th, 2004
    2:00 am
    hey u have some PHat Neopets and u have a lot of sweeet trophes that sick mate well il go away like u say u dont like meetin new neofreinds soo il go away and not bug u like every1 thats talks to u k



    well nice to meet u
    12:03 am
    Do you intend on using the lab ray on Achilles anymore? (This is just my opinion but I think he looks REALLY cool as that Shark-type-thing! )

    ((It says right on his page, Achilles the Maraquan Grarrl. It also no longer says that he's being labbed.))


    I have a trade of the medicine you need to heal your neopet Dragon

    ((This person immediately sent another neomail after))

    its to expensive because I thought I could just give it to you after the mail

    ((It's like they're trying to communicate with me...))


    You need to take care of your pets :(
    or else!!!!!!

    ((This is from someone named Barbie Brat. Definitely made my day. Or else what? They'll report me for having battled with my pets and gotten them sick from the damned poison snowballs? ;) ))
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